buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

Cat.

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obamas-right-hand:

IT’S BEEN 1000 YEARS AND I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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Timestamp: 1413874267

Closet goals

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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pastelmorgue:

ukrainiangirlfriend:

pastelmorgue

THIS IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVE POSTS

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Timestamp: 1413873275

nix-lost-halo:

Giovanni Maresca

Goals

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